Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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