I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
