i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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