North Korea, Best Korea!
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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