paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
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