its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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