That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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