I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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