I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
This is the high leading the old right now
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
The air taste purple.
Randomize
