hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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