Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
you made out with another girl for some wings
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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