they said they heard you say put it in my butt
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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