Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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