I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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