Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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