About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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