Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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