You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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