Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
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Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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