...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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