friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Randomize