Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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