oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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