Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize