So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
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