I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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