I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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