We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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