Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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