super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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