Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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