I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
i just made my gag reflex go away.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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