How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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