i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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