For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
