That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
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