It's Friday. Sex?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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