Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
He? As in you personified your dick?
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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