She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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