Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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