You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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