Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
