Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
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He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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