therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
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