just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Randomize
