Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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