Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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