D3 body, D1 cock
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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