home. puking in laundry basket.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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