So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I think i got beer on your cat.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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