In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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