Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
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