I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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