guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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