Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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